Some are pissed because they feel, and understandably so, that he should not have even been invited into the building that night. But some mouth breathers went above and beyond the call of stupidity. They went past the line of ”Forgetting your hat on your head” right into “I only put my hands on a moving chainsaw blade because there was no warning label on it!” land. They posted on twitter with things that practically legitimized/downplayed spousal abuse.
You can check out the list here.
You’re crazy. Not good crazy either.
Flawless, except for the parts where he beats women, and is an egotistical douche bag. Except for those parts.
Hey, um, remember this guy?
The bad guy from Titanic?
We hated this guy specifically for those two reasons for shit’s sake!
That hashtag is like a license plate with your IQ on it.
Slow down, pull on to life’s shoulder, and start replacing parts. Your car is busted and it’s shooting sparks everywhere, and it’s leaving parts all over the freeway of life.
Sometimes smart people do dumb things, it happens. But there are certain things that once uttered make you think, “The fact that it even entered your mind is troublesome.” After reading those things, I couldn’t help but try to wrap my head around their thought process. I was picturing what they would be like in real life. $10 says these are the kind of people who claim to be smart. “I’m a smart person, and I’m nice, etc. I’m not book smart, I’m street smart. But I get good grades!” And all that other herp-derp morons spew as if those metrics undo the fact that their decision making process is atrocious. I have a very simple way of referring to “Smart” people like that. It’s: “Not smart.” Fancy. I sure hope I’m wrong about that, that these are normal girls who just made a stupid “joke” that wasn’t funny. I also hope that after the weight of the internet fell on them, that they got the picture.
Now for those of you who thought, “ugh, some people are so stupid, I’m glad the stupidity ended with them, ” you were wrong. So you would think that Chris Brown would be happy about being accepted back into the community right? He’d be thankful, somewhat apologetic? Do the Bill Clinton tear rolling down one eye speech?
Take a guess, multiple choice test time…
a) In a heartfelt apology, he asks for forgiveness, and mentioned it was a stupid thing for him to do. He’s thankful to be back. Maybe cried a little bit.
b) Responded on twitter with an egotistical rant in which he states the legitimitate criticism of his dispicable act must be due to jealousy.
c) Anything other than choice b), as it is the only incorrect response.
If you answered b), here’s what you won.
Hate all I want you say?
Apparently being a successful singer didn’t teach him anything about being a decent fucking human being, nor did give him a shred of humility. Millions of men are more successful than Chris Brown at this one metric: NOT being a spouse-beating prick. In the electoral-man-points system of life? Chris, you’re at the fucking bottom. I don’t care how many awards you’re given, how many records you sell, you’re an egomanical woman beating prick with no shame. Let me assure you, your detractors don’t envy you, and you’re not even worthy of pity. You’re a pop singer and a fucking moron with no self control or humility. You are a wart on the ass of society, as are those who think what you did was cute.